Tuesday, May 24, 2011

perspective

perspective is a mental view or outlook. everything that makes you feel any kind of emotion is based on your perspective on things.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

people that no one like.

there are many different types of people, most of them get along just fine but their are always exceptions. Some people can't get along with anyone, and if they appear to get along with someone it is only because they are being two faced and they will turn around and screw that person over behind their back. These people are usually way too overweight with short hair and you cant really tell where their curves are because of all the blubber and unnecessary human space being used. They try and break up relationships, they are annoying, they are mean, and they are huuuuuuuuuuuuugeeeee *******, for example: okay so I was just hanging out in a hallway during lunch, and the biggest one of these types of people i have ever met talks to me and tells me that she is trying to break up my friend and his girlfriend, because he is mean to her? lolwut, this kid spends all day at work and with her and is like way to nice. I immediately knew after she told me this that she is one of those people i explained earlier and i preceded to tell my friend this horrible news immediately, he got pretty pissed because he already knew about people like that and he was disgusted because that cow thought she had any business in someone else's relationship when neither of the people in that relationship are even friends with her. The outcome of this was the situation got out of hand but he quickly put her in her place and she knows to stay in her own business now :)

Friday, May 6, 2011

J.K. Rowling Imatation

As harry sat in his least favorite relatives house, the dursley's, he could not help but feel alone and abandoned by his friends from school. Harry potter was no ordinary boy of 15. In fact, he was just about everything the could possibly hate put into one human being. he absolutely despised being there and he wanted nothing more than to go to his friend Ron weasely's house for the summer. Ron, being a wizard of poor stature, lived in a house commonly known to people as the Burrow. Everyone knew that the weasely's were pretty much the poorest family around.

Friday, April 29, 2011

J.K. Rowling

wrote harry potter like a G, she really knows how to take simple words and form amazing complex stories with them that are so descriptive and imaginative it almost feels like you are watching a movie in your head as you read her books. She is by far my favorite author and she is richer than the queen of england for a reason.




Original Passage:

The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay
over the large, square houses of Privet Drive. Cars that were usually gleaming stood
dusty in their drives and lawns that were once emerald green lay parched and yellowing -
for the use of hosepipes had been banned due to drought. Deprived of their usual carwashing
and lawn-mowing pursuits, the inhabitants of Privet Drive had retreated into the
shade of their cool houses, windows thrown wide in the hope of tempting in a nonexistent
breeze. The only person left outdoors was a teenage boy who was lying flat on his back in
a flowerbed outside number four.

can you see how she uses her vocabulary to just constantly paint pictures in your head? it is unreal! fasho.




'Dudders out for tea?'
'At the Polkisses',' said Aunt Petunia fondly. 'He's got so many little friends, he's so
popular
Harry suppressed a snort with difficulty. The Dursleys really were astonishingly stupid
about their son, Dudley. They had swallowed all his dim-witted lies about having tea with
a different member of his gang every night of the summer holidays. Harry knew perfectly
well that Dudley had not been to tea anywhere; he and his gang spent every evening
vandalising the play park, smoking on street corners and throwing stones at passing cars
and children. Harry had seen them at it during his evening walks around Little Whinging;
he had spent most of the holidays wandering the streets, scavenging newspapers from
bins along the way.


the perspective that she writes from is incredible, she makes it third person but still so you can only see the story from harry's point of view, this has definitely helped her be one of the greatest children authors of all time. even the way she uses dialogue and then follows it up with harrys thoughts even though its not a first person story just amazes me, i wish i could be more like her in my writing

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

mark okubo is a G

mark okubo is the most talented person i have ever laid my eyes on. He plays some of the most amazing metal music ever written. He is the guitarist for Veil of Maya, but he also raps. he plays a 7000$ 7 string guitar with a bunch of different pedals and stuff. One of his most famous songs he wrote was Mowgli, that song is famous for having such amazing guitar rhythm and flow, he took melodies from Greek folk music and made it metal. it sounds amazing, for real. he has such a full sound with his music, he can take any kind of melody and make it sound good with any type of music. He is an amazing rapper as well, he wrote a rap song with Veil Of Maya, if it was more popular, it would completely change that genre of music. It has new york styled rap mixed with technical progressive metal, probably the 2 best combinations of music that is possible, the way he flows his sentences and how fast he speaks is incredible. he is the definition of a musical genius and he will always be remembered fosho.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Rules of the game

Congratulations, you are now playing the game (if you weren't already)
The Game is very simple
-you are always playing the game
-you cannot win, you can only lose.
-you lose whenever you remember the game
-whenever you remember the game you have to announce out loud "i remember the game"
-after losing the game, you have 30 minutes in which you can remember the game again without losing.
-as soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
-the goal of the game is to have everyone on the earth playing.